Craigslist Way Too Personals

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I’ll teach you bout dis NasDIQ!!

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I’ll teach you bout dis NasDIQ!!

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She will be a great catch indeed, giving the fact that there is a 90% chance she will take a bad fall after her unbalanced pasty cadaver of a body decides it doesn’t need it’s left hip anymore. 

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She will be a great catch indeed, giving the fact that there is a 90% chance she will take a bad fall after her unbalanced pasty cadaver of a body decides it doesn’t need it’s left hip anymore. 

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Quite possibly the easiest thing to do. I’ve gotten at least 15 people pregnant with my eyes closed… and my arms behind my back… WITH my pants on. Ya bish. 

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Quite possibly the easiest thing to do. I’ve gotten at least 15 people pregnant with my eyes closed… and my arms behind my back… WITH my pants on. Ya bish. 

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Single black work from home lawyer/man looking for a long term client.
Single black man looking for a woman to help fill up these stairs with beautiful half white/asian children for a family photo op. 
Single black man would like someone to take pictures of him other than his (ex?)wife in the house we bought together and lived in for 12 years for what was mostly a very fruitful and loving relationship.
Black man looking for a suit to make this photo seem a bit less weird and a little more professional…but mostly less weird.

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Scrapped subject titles: 

Single black work from home lawyer/man looking for a long term client.

Single black man looking for a woman to help fill up these stairs with beautiful half white/asian children for a family photo op. 

Single black man would like someone to take pictures of him other than his (ex?)wife in the house we bought together and lived in for 12 years for what was mostly a very fruitful and loving relationship.

Black man looking for a suit to make this photo seem a bit less weird and a little more professional…but mostly less weird.

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Reverse psychology fail. 

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Even though you know how to use a computer and somehow posted an ad on Craigslist I have no problem eating you, you delicious future cheeseburger you. 

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Even though you know how to use a computer and somehow posted an ad on Craigslist I have no problem eating you, you delicious future cheeseburger you. 

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Ohhhh very funny! Go f*ck yourself Fabio. 

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Ohhhh very funny! Go f*ck yourself Fabio. 

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He just really needs somewhere to put his “plant.”

He just really needs somewhere to put his “plant.”