I’ll teach you bout dis NasDIQ!! (That would be my opening AND closing line.) Sadly, she probably really is on here to learn..and she gon learn today!!!! About dis Well enDOWed Jones!!! OK ok im done.
She will be a great catch indeed, giving the fact that there is a 90% chance she will take a bad fall after her unbalanced pasty cadaver of a body decides it doesn’t need it’s left hip anymore.
Scrapped subject titles:
Single black work from home lawyer/man looking for a long term client.
Single black man looking for a woman to help fill up these stairs with beautiful half white/asian children for a family photo op.
Single black man would like someone to take pictures of him other than his (ex?)wife in the house we bought together and lived in for 12 years for what was mostly a very fruitful and loving relationship.
Black man looking for a suit to make this photo seem a bit less weird and a little more professional…but mostly less weird.
Reverse psychology fail.