Craigslist Way Too Personals

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This is definitely a new Lowe. 
THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BROKEN HOME DEPOT.

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This is definitely a new Lowe. 

THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BROKEN HOME DEPOT.

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Wannabe Kenny Powers channeling his inner Thomas Jefferson.

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Wannabe Kenny Powers channeling his inner Thomas Jefferson.

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            CRAIGSLIST PERSONALS WIN OF THE WEEK!

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Found this under “CPS missed connections.” 
P.S. If you see an Asian woman in a liquor store, she probably owns it. 

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Found this under “CPS missed connections.” 

P.S. If you see an Asian woman in a liquor store, she probably owns it. 

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Medical…insurance? Vegetable…like tendencies? Some post are so vague you really have no idea what the person writing this is really implying. 

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Medical…insurance? Vegetable…like tendencies? Some post are so vague you really have no idea what the person writing this is really implying. 

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The car I bought was a lemon. My dog I adopted was a Michael Vick survivor and in a bought with PTSD ate my neighbors six-year-old. Who’s to tell me I can’t find true love on Craigslist?

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The car I bought was a lemon. My dog I adopted was a Michael Vick survivor and in a bought with PTSD ate my neighbors six-year-old. Who’s to tell me I can’t find true love on Craigslist?

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I think the best part of this ad is that it was posted in June. Also, I’m betting that whoever wrote this was actually writing it to themselves because they ran out of room in their emo-diary. 

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I think the best part of this ad is that it was posted in June. Also, I’m betting that whoever wrote this was actually writing it to themselves because they ran out of room in their emo-diary. 

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When this guy tells you he’s the “G.O.A.T.”, he ain’t kiddin. 

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When this guy tells you he’s the “G.O.A.T.”, he ain’t kiddin. 

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Ok, that’s the face you’re supposed to make AFTER you’ve been in a long relationship. 
#lovestinks

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Ok, that’s the face you’re supposed to make AFTER you’ve been in a long relationship. 

#lovestinks

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This is the title to Monica Lewinsky’s new book right?

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This is the title to Monica Lewinsky’s new book right?